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So is Cal just not bringing Adrien back or what? I mean, we've said and done far worse shit than that, let's not get our panties all twisted over what comes out of Adrien's mouth, you know how sensitive he is.
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[13 Jul 2009|07:07pm] |
My Fuck List
1.) Charlie Gemma
2.) GemmaCharlie
3.) Belle
4.) Aurora
5.) Emma
6.) Angelica
7.) Maddie
8.) Kate
9.) Molly
11.) Rachel
10.) Adrien. Watch that cute little ass.
-- Gemma, will you go out on a nice date with me. I want to show off how pretty you are.
-- I'm sober and I didn't jerk off to Belle this morning, I thought about Megan Fox.
-- Haw haw haw, if you want me to say something nice about you, you better get it while the getting is good.
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[13 Jul 2009|01:07am] |
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Adrien is in.
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[09 Jul 2009|10:29pm] |
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Oh my God my brain. We figured out what I can do. After roughly thirty-six hours, Ms. Collins unchained me from her robotic test wolves and explained to me that my power is to make people really irritated. I'm glad we finally solved that mystery.
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[20 Jun 2009|01:53pm] |
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( Gemma )
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[13 Jun 2009|10:49am] |
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The only girl I've ever hit was King Baines.
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[06 Jun 2009|11:10pm] |
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Sorry, I've been chasing the dragon. Wooo class of '09, we made it baby.
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[16 May 2009|12:56am] |
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Charlie and Prince make an awesome couple.
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[02 May 2009|05:10pm] |
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They don't even know where everyone is yet and we're worried about the MRA? I guess if you're dead, it doesn't matter if you register. Is it true Kate Prosser is back? That's fucked up. Kind of like discovering you will live forever but with incurable pubic lice.
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[17 Apr 2009|01:17am] |
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I hate to rain on the rape-hungry masses but she can keep her virginity.
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[14 Apr 2009|09:39pm] |
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Like why hasn't anyone invited me to prom yet omg?
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[21 Feb 2009|07:57pm] |
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It's true, I was fucking Nico even though he was supposedly with King. You guys are good.
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[06 Feb 2009|12:01pm] |
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Is Dom a furry? It would explain a lot of things.
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[24 Jan 2009|05:05pm] |
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Who the hell is Eudora Ross? It's not ringing any bells.
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[02 Jan 2009|01:27am] |
This work was inspired by recent events. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I.
Succubus
black bird in the window stares
sucks you dry
like potato chips
smash your box
broken boy toy
you filthy whore you cost me fifty dollars and my dignity i hope you die
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[14 Dec 2008|08:32pm] |
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Report him to the police immediately and wear a wire to help them gather the intel they needed to put him away forever.
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[06 Dec 2008|10:04pm] |
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Wow, this has been a really great day. I think. What day is it?
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[15 Nov 2008|02:07am] |
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Much ado about nothing, sweethearts.
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[10 Nov 2008|02:17am] |
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Yes, obviously.
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[31 Oct 2008|07:55pm] |
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I didn't feel that different. In fact, I kind of miss my beard.
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